Like baby, baby, baby…OH??!
Sunday, September 26, 2010 @ 3:56 AM
Title: [Like baby, baby, baby…OH??!]
Gene: M18 (Romance, crack and abit of smut.)
Main Pairing: Eunhyuk and Donghae A.K.A EunHae
Donghae sat on the cold floor of the dance studio, deep in thoughts.
Usually he would be fooling around with the other members..But recently he did not.
His smiling face was replaced with a worried frown.
“Aishh.. What is wrong with Donghae nowadays?” asked Leeteuk.
“Haha.. hyung… its alright.. I bet he is just lovesick” said Kyuhyun.
“Hmm.. maybe.. sighs.. Hyukkie had been sick for days..” sighed Leeteuk.
“Yeah.. I heard that he vomited again this morning…” said Ryeowook, frowning.
“Hahah.. Its seems like he vomit every morning.. Like a pregnant woman..Kekeke!” teased the magnae.
“Nonsense, How can that happen!” chided Leeteuk, frowning at the magnae.
“ You will never know.. Nothing is impossible~” sang Kyuhyun.
“Aishhh!!”
But little did they know that their random chat was all overheard by Donghae.
“P..Pregnant?!” he thought.
“No.. It can’t be.. guys can’t be pregnant…” he assured himself.
“But it fits in all nicely though….” He thought.
[flashback to last month]
“Hae.. are you sure you wanna do this..” said Eunhyuk, nervous.
Looking down at the younger man, who was busy unbuckling his belt.
“Hyukkie.. I want it now.. I want YOU now.. You had been avoiding me since the last time I mentioned it” growled Donghae.
“Haha.. You were the one who was afraid to be with me at the start.. now it seems like you are more eager than me…” chuckled Eunhyuk, feebly
“So.. you are regretting it now uh?” said Donghae, as he finally managed to get the belt off.
He pulled the older man’s pants down, revealing a pair of fish-printed silk boxers.
Eunhyuk gasped and gripped onto Donghae’s shoulder.
“I..I am not regretting.. But…Th-“ started Eunhyuk
Before he could finish his sentence, Donghae’s lips came crashing on to his.
“But I am going to make you regret for saying all this later on” breathed Donghae,kissing Eunhyuk roughly.
Eunhyuk moaned at Donghae’s passionate kiss.
Donghae took advantage of the moment and slipped his tongue into his mouth.
Eunhyuk’s resistant melted with the hot kiss. He begin to undress Donghae.
After they are fully undressed, Donghae pushed Eunhyuk on to the bed, with a playful look on his face. “I am gonna get you under my skin” he said in a deep sexy voice and licked his lips which made Eunhyuk felt hot and bothered.
“Hae.. are you sure?” asked Eunhyuk again.
“AISH! Monkey! Stop it already!” snapped Donghae, getting annoyed.
“okok.. Ermm.. how about getting a condom or something like that?” joked Eunhyuk, hoping to lighten up the atmosphere.
Donghae chuckled and said “Silly monkey.. You won’t get pregnant..hahah”
“Who knows..hahah” laughed Eunhyuk.
[End of flashback]
“Who knows…” mumbled Donghae under his breath.
“Hey Donghae! We are done practicing! Lets go back now!” called Heechul.
“H..huh.. alright! Said Donghae, and packed up.
~Saranghandan neoui mare sesangeuk da gajin nan You & I, You're so fine neo gateun saram isseulkka~
Donghae opens his inbox:
From: Hyukkie
Hae.. Do you mind getting me some sour plums and fish crackers on the way back? I am suddenly craving for some… And buy more please..the previous batch were finished by me.. :)
Love,
Your silly monkey.
Donghae gulped and stared at the message in shock.
“Oh no.. He is craving..f..for..s…sour stuffs.. and..fish crackers..” He thought frantically.
“HYUNG! HURRY UP!!” screamed Kyuhyun impatiently.
“Yah! Kyu-ah! Don’t be so rude!” chided Sungmin.
“But Hyung is taking his own sweet time!” he said.
“I am coming.. I need to drop by the convenience store to get some stuffs..” said Donghae.
“Ahh.. Is it sour plums and fish crackers again?” said Kyuhyun, rolling his eyes.
“H..How did you know?” asked Donghae, surprised.
“Eunhyuk hyung had been asking us nonstop to get those stuffs.. I can’t believe he finished those I bought yesterday! “ said Kyuhyun shaking his head.
“You bought YESTERDAY?! That was a huge bag of it!” exclaimed Donghae, shocked.
“Duh.. He must be pregnant.. I assure you..” teased Kyuhyun.
Donghae face fell.
“Kyu.. do you really think..Guys can get pregnant?” asked Donghae,worried.
“….”
“…Yeah! Of course! Well, it depends.. if the guy have you-know-what with another guy.. he might get pregnant! Only rare cases though.. hmm.. cause maybe the guy..the pregnant one, have more female hormones.. Yeah.. “ said Kyuhyun, with an evil grin.
“You know.. like Pokemon.. the ditto pokemon.. It have no sex and can change to the opposite sex’s opposite sex.. so they can reproduce….” continued Kyuhyun.
But Donghae did not hear it. He is deep in thoughts.
“No.. It can’t be true.. But Kyu-ah said so…” thought Donghae.
So they went to buy the sour plums and fish crackers.
-------------------Back in the dorm---------------------
“Hae~ You are back!” squealed Eunhyuk and hugging his fishy tightly.
“Did you get my goodies?” he continued.
Donghae handled him the gigantic bag of food.
“Yay!” said Eunhyuk happily.
Then he opened a packet of sour plums and suck it happily.
Behind Eunhyuk, Kyuhyun gave Donghae a solemn look and nodded.
Donghae gulped.
“Oh ya! Hae, I have something to show you!” said Eunhyuk to Donghae, dragging him to their bedroom.
-------------------------In their bedroom---------------------
“Here!” said Eunhyuk, gesturing to his laptop.
Donghae looked into the screen and to his horror, Eunhyuk’s background is a picture of a baby.
“B..Baby?!” he spluttered.
“Hmm.. ..Oh! Haha.. don’t you find the baby shhhouuu kuitteeee~~~” cooed Eunhyuk.
“…”
“Hahha.. anyways, I am not showing you this.. but is somehow related though..” said Eunhyuk, smiling his gummy smile.
“Its this..” he continued, clicking on to a webpage.
The webpage popped up some pictures.
“This were fanmade pictures of Eunhae’s love child.. Our love child.. hahaha.. “ laughed Eunhyuk.
“W..WHAT?!” choked Donghae.
“Hahha.. I know.. Look.. Aww.. our babies are so cute~~” sang Eunhyuk happily.
Lee Yun Duo
Lee Tian Kong
Donghae frozed and stared at the screen blankly.
“Hae..Hae? Are you alright?” asked Eunhyuk, concerned.
“Erm.. I..I am fine..” mumbled Donghae.
“ok..”
“Ouch!!” exclaimed Eunhyuk suddenly
“What is wrong?” said Donghae, worried.
“My tummy hurts.. “ said Eunhyuk
“HUH?! SO FAST?!!” exclaimed Donghae.
“Ouch!! Hae.. It is hurting!!” cried Eunhyuk.
“Relax..Relax!!.. I.. I call Teukie hyung!!” said Donghae, rushing out of the room.
----------------------------Outside--------------------------
“HYUNG! HYUNG!! TEUKIE HYUNG!!!!” shouted Donghae frantically.
“What is it Donghae! What happen! Are you hurt?!” exclaimed Leeteuk,worried.
“ *pants* No.. n..not me..*pants* Its Hyukkie..*pants* he.. is in pain!..*pants*”
“Hyukkie? “ said Leeteuk, rushing along with Donghae to the room.
-----------in the room---------------
Eunhyuk was curled up in a ball crying in pain.
“Eunhyukkie!! Are you alright?!” cried Leeteuk, rushing next to him.
“Hyung.. my stomach.. its very pain…” said Eunhyuk, weakly.
“I called the ambulance! Its on the way!” said Siwon.
“Hyukkie.. Monkey.. you must hang in there..” said Donghae, tears rolling down his cheek .
He grabbed his beloved’s hand and kissed it.
“Hae…” said Eunhyuk before fainting.
“Hyukkie.. HYUKKIE!!”
----------Hospital------------------------
“Hyung.. I won’t shrink responsibilities.. Its my fault..” said Donghae thickly.
“What you mean? Its not your fault!” said Leeteuk
“No.. Its really my fault.. Please tell the doctor to try his best to save both of them..” said Donghae, crying.
“Of cou-… Wait.. what both of them?” said Leeteuk, puzzled.
“Please save Hyukkie and our baby..I promise I will be a good dad..” said Donghae, sobbing hard.
“….”
“BABY?!” exclaimed Leeteuk
“Yes.. Hyukkie is pregnant.. and I am the father of the child…”confessed Donghae.
“….”
“PUHAHAHHAHA!!!!! DONGHAEE!!!!” laughed Leeteuk.
“What, hyung.. stop laughing.. Hyukkie and my baby must be saved…” said Donghae, annoyed.
“Ahahahha!! Donghae-ah! How on earth can a male be pregnant!!” laughed Leeteuk, till tears rolled down his cheek.
“B..But.. Kyu said that there is a possibility.. and Eunhyuk does what most pregnant woman does.. morning sickness, craving for sour stuffs and specific food.. and.. he even set his laptop wallpaper to a baby picture..” said Donghae innocently
“CHO KYUHYUN!... AISHH!!! Hahahahah!!!” said Leeteuk
“…Yes hyung?...” said Kyuhyun, meekly behind Sungmin.
“Aigoo!! Why did you tricked Donghae! See he is so upset now!!” chided Leeteuk.
“I was just kidding.. I did not know that Hyung will believe it so readily..” said Kyuhyun giggling.
Then everyone started giggling at poor confused Donghae.
“What do you mean?.. So Hyukkie is not pregnant?!” said Donghae.
“OMG.. Hae.. You are being pwned! Aigooo!!! In the first place, GUYS CANT BE PREGNANT!” laughed Heechul.
“excuse me, this is a hospital, please lower down your volume.” Said a nurse.
“Opps.. okok kekekekekkeke” said Leeteuk giggling hard.
“……”
“CHO KYUHYUN!!!” shouted Donghae, rushing forward, towards Kyuhyun.
“ExCUSE ME.” Said the nurse again
“Sorry sorry…” said Leeteuk, restraining Donghae.
“Aishhh.. Hae.. relax.. he meant no harm.. and you.. aigoo.. why are so innocent!” laughed Leeteuk.
“B..But!!”
“excuse me, are you the family members of Mr. Lee Hyukjae?” said a doctor coming out.
“We are his band members.. What happened to Hyukkie?” said Leeteuk
“ Ahh.. nothing much.. he is having a stomach flu.. and + he ate too much heaty and sour stuffs that aggravate his stomach flu further.” Said the doctor, with an assuring smile.
“Ok.. thanks so much.. can we go and visit him now?” asked Leeteuk.
“Yeah sure” said the doctor, and turned to leave.
“Ok, We should let Donghae in and have a chat with him first” said Leeteuk, stopping the others.
“Thanks hyung.. erm.. can I request something from all of you?” asked Donghae.
“Yes.. anything..” said Siwon.
“Please don’t tell Hyukkie I thought he is pregnant..” plead Donghae.
“….”
“Puahahahahh!! Ok” said everyone, laughing.
--------------Few days later------------------
[ in the dorm- their room]
“Hae, I am ok.. don’t fuss over me like a kid.. I am your hyung.. “ said Eunhyuk.
“I know Hyukkie.. bu-..” started Donghae.
Before he could continue, Eunhyuk’s lips touched his. Kissing him as passionately as the previous kiss.
“ You do not need to fuss over me.. like I am.. pregnant..” said Eunhyuk between the kisses.
Donghae pulled away in shocked.
“W..What?!”
“Kekeke.. Heechul hyung had told me what happened.. hae-ah.. you are such a silly fishy.. Believing that I am pregnant.. Silly fishy..” said Eunhyuk, smiling.
Donghae blushed.
“hmm..” said Eunhyuk, looking at Donghae’s lips longingly.
“I would like you to do what you did the last time..” said Eunhyuk, licking his lips.
“Hyukkie?” said Donghae.
“Hmm..?” said Eunhyuk, moving closer.
“ Are you sure?”
“Hahaha… I am sure..this time” said Eunhyuk
“ And.. I am not afraid I will get pregnant this time…” said Eunhyuk.
“Really?” said Donghae.
“Aishh! Lee Donghae!” said Eunhyuk, frowning.
“Kekeke.. now you know how I feel that time..” chuckled Donghae, moving forward too.
“Hmm…” said Eunhyuk, taking off Donghae’s boxers – Anchovy printed.
“… Hyukkie?” said Donghae
“Hmmm?” said Eunhyuk, staring at Donghae’s, which begin to harden as he spoke.
“ Please don’t tease me for the pregnant thingy? I will change.. ” said Donghae.
“Hmm.. Hae… I love you for the way you are.. the innocent you who believes people ever so readily.. So you do not have to change..” moaned Eunhyuk as he longed for it.
Eunhyuk reached for Donghae.
“One more thing..” said Donghae, sitting up.
“AISSHH!”
“ I love you, Hyukkie..”
“I love you too, Hae.. But.. CAN WE GET STARTED ALREADY?!”
And the two lovebirds ended with a passionate kiss.. Wait..
Nope.. And the two love birds started their romantically hot night with the most passionate kiss that could kill the author now..
----------------------------The End------------------------------
